There's one holiday each year that never fails t' brin' a smile t' me face, and I hope ye will enjoy it, too!
It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Thar be no required gift givin', or decorations t' fiddle with. No "traditional" meal t' slave away at. Just pure, lazy enjoyment; precisely as Captain Jack Sparrow'd want it.
Ye can fancy it up a bit, put on your best buccaneerin' shawl, whip up a crocheted cutlass, or wrap a scarf 'round yer noggin' 'n squint at passerby with a hearty chuckle and a "Yarr!" or two.
I'll be sittin' here laughin' meself silly at me son's terrible pirate accent, watchin' t' Pirates o' t' Caribbean on repeat, and typin' up some silly status updates.
However ye plan t' celebrate it in yer own shipyard, I wish ye fun, and a Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!